Fun with Retro: in their words

Before childhood labor laws, Lords had servant girls who were widely expected to perform ungodly sexual acts, wet nurse animals, transport heroid in sheepskin condoms in their unmentionables, and the most horrific act of all, JAVA MAKING!!!


"Martha, I don't know what 'roofies' are, but it sure sounds good! Thank you darling, bottoms up."

The handsome but naive and unsuspecting David would really have his bottoms up tonight, thanks to Martha, also known as Dominatrix Oppuraz



Although the Beaver triplets were active, dutiful altar boys, their energy and excitement for new things always terrorized Father Mullister (so the community thought). This is why people thought whenever Father saw the boys he would begin to sing under his breath, "Once; Twice; Three times the young boys..."



After a long hot session in the ally behind "Mody Dicks," James and Peter decided to chill and look unconspicious before they got discovered by the local police. However, in the darkness of the ally they mangaged to put on the other's clothing. But alas, there ARE benefits to living in sin...